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neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

(via circumcising)


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nosdrinker:

oh my godf

I thought ‘ah, very, very nice’ and then I went to sleep.

-Martin Freeman on his Emmy win [x] (via gatissmark)

(via jeanniesblog)


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so ok mary lambert

benepla:

  • is overweight. not “a little heavy” or “curvy in all the right places”, she is overweight and she owns it.
  • is gay, and from her first public exposure has been open about this
  • has bipolar disorder
  • is one of the coolest lyricists right now
  • has this song which is way more feel good than “all about the bass” or “shake it off” 
  • is super cute
  • image
  • mary lambert

(via jeanniesblog)


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ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

(via wonderlessjanna)


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assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to


hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

(via wonderlessjanna)


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