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asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

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oh my godf

I thought ‘ah, very, very nice’ and then I went to sleep.

-Martin Freeman on his Emmy win [x] (via gatissmark)

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so ok mary lambert


  • is overweight. not “a little heavy” or “curvy in all the right places”, she is overweight and she owns it.
  • is gay, and from her first public exposure has been open about this
  • has bipolar disorder
  • is one of the coolest lyricists right now
  • has this song which is way more feel good than “all about the bass” or “shake it off” 
  • is super cute
  • image
  • mary lambert

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Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

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and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to


who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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